Thursday 2nd April

Yuck, a very early start today, had to wake up at half past eight. This was so David, Jess, Harry and I could get the ten o clock train to Chester. Looked around a few shops before lunch in McDonalds (again, oops). Won a free apple pie, yay! Bought a couple of hand massagers too. Went to Topman and dressed Harry and David up all nice and they bought some clothes and I got a few things too. Then after a big walk all around the walls of Chester, we got to the river in the hope of hiring a rowing boat. But no rowing boats for hire were to be found :( Instead we got icecream and some bread to feed the ducks and Jess threw some bread onto a duck and it didn't even notice and the bread's probably still there now (Jessica Ellen Cripps - Duck Killer). We found the Roman amphitheatre and ran around lots and played tag until the Romans came. David had his first ever Deep Fried Mars bar and we captured the moment on camera. He says about the whole experience "Hmm... OK", but really it was an orgasm on a stick. A few more shops and we were feeling pretty worn out, so we got the train home. Came to mine for some pizza and Doctor Who, and now I think it's time for bed.